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   "I stole some candy from a store once and was chased by a security guard. I lied to my mom about it and felt pretty bad. It was the `tough guy' friend I was hanging out with that thought it would be cool, so I went along with it. I wasn't a good criminal. He was like `whatever,' while I was shaking in my pants."

   - Jason Lee ("My Name is Earl"), on his real-life karma, in People magazine.

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   "We went to Venice when I was 3. I just remember being naked with a hat on. And I was just at the Venice Film Festival thinking, `God, last time I was here, I was wearing my birthday suit.'"

   - Jason Schwartzman ("The Darjeeling Limited"), in People magazine.

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   "I have five sisters, and we'd wind up watching `Steel Magnolias.' I knew every line, the whole (cemetery) speech with Sally Field. I've got a soft spot for the `Steel Magnolias.'"

   - Dane Cook, on why he's so comfortable with women, in People magazine.

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