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Man retaliates after being bitten by a panda.

   I never realized that panda bears bite people, but apparently they do. According to msn.com, Gu Gu the panda bit a Chinese migrant worker after he jumped into his cage at the Bejing Zoo on Wednesday. And in retaliation, the migrant worker, Zhang Xinyan, bit Gu Gu back. Xinyan drank four beers before he went to the zoo and said that he felt the urge to touch the panda. When he jumped into Gu Gu's cage, he startled the panda, which caused Gu Gu to get violent. Maybe the Bejing Zoo does not have the signs that warn people not to get in the cages with the animals.

Exotic dancer collects cadaver hand from doctor.

   Ahmed Rashed, a doctor in New Brunswick, N.J., pleaded not guilty to the charges that he stole a cadaver hand from a New Jersey medical school and gave it to Linda Kay, an exotic dancer. The police also found six human skulls along with the hand at Kay's apartment.

Toy gun robbery flops

   Melvena Cooke, a 79-year-old woman from Chicago, was charged with attempted bank robbery. Cooke told the bank teller she wanted $30,000 after threatening the teller with a toy gun. The teller set off the silent alarm and walked away. Cooke left with her black trench coat, white "princess" visor and toy gun without any money. She was later arrested and faces up to 20 years in prison.

 Goat corpse magically turns into a human

    An ax murderer in Nigeria claims the goat he tried to kill magically morphed into his brother while he hacked him to death. Apparently, a spirit tricked the killer into murdering his brother by making him believe his brother was a goat.

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