"I was stupendously awkward-looking up until about 10^th grade. I looked like a flapper from the 1920s, with the body of a troll."

   -Matthew Gray Gubler ("Criminal Minds"), in TV Guide.

   "I actually feel a bit of compassion for (the contestants). You're out there with your dreams and your dreams are shattered by one comment."

   -Sting, on what he thinks of "American Idol," in TV Guide.

   "TiVo's my boyfriend. I'm just taking my time, enjoying my friends, eating lots of fun dinners and not dating many people. But the guys I have dated have all been cute and gainfully employed!"

   -Gabrielle Union ("Daddy's Little Girls"), on the single life, in People magazine.