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Did He Just Say That?

   In an interview given to Sixty Minutes “American Idol” Judge Simon Cowell stated that he was offered $100,000 to critique a couple’s lovemaking. He regrettably turned down the offer.

No Longer in the Stone Age

   The cavemen featured in the Geico commercials will be the focal point of a sitcom to be aired on ABC. The show will chronicle three cavemen living their lives in modern Atlanta, Ga.

I Smell a Rat

   The Food and Drug Administration recalled over 60 million cans and pouches of pet food produced by Menu Foods after rat poison was found in the product. The mishap led to the death of 16 cats and dogs.

Video of the Week

   If ever in Japan, be leery of using a port-a-potty.

   http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/audio/watch/833

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