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The Last Flicker

Lee Hassler
Staff Writer
Photograph by Lee Hassler

Mother Nature's Revenge - Rita's fury destroyed this billboard complete with warning sign ... was it a sign from above?

   Although the direct force of Hurricane Rita missed our small beacon of higher education in Monticello, Ark., the University of Arkansas-Monticello campus did have quite an interesting time during the peak of the storm. After watching winds and rain steadily increase through the day, the otherwise relatively eventless passing of Rita suddenly turned into a bit more interesting experience with the onset of flickering lights.

   The casual reader might think that there is little exciting about flickering lights until considering the addition of the last flicker when the lights do not come back on in an appreciable amount of time coupled with several hundred students in a relatively small space. The latter parameter in particular tends to add an exciting dimension to an otherwise boring Saturday. The yells and boisterous behavior began almost immediately when the last flicker failed to return light to the entire UAM campus leaving a blackout that initially lasted roughly an hour and, after a brief respite, went out again to remain out for the rest of the night.

Photograph by Lee Hassler

Injustices - Duplicate of sign posted in breezeway of Maxwell Hall warning language majors not to dare perform their craft on Maxwell's watch.

   In the initial blackout, the lack of preparation of the average student for such events became evidenced by the number of students wandering around in the dark without any appreciable source of light. Many students who apparently had places locally to retreat to began to abandon campus like rats swimming away from a sinking ship while others wandered around in the dark wondering how long the blackout would last. At the same time, Campus Police circled the campus checking to make sure the situation did not get completely out of hand.

   In the end, the lights came back on to stay the next morning, leaving the early morning riser alone with his or her thoughts to scan the minimal damage inflicted by the onslaught of Hurricane Rita. In fact, it seems that, other than a few small branches, the brunt of the hurricane seemed to focus on the bulletin boards of Maxwell Hall and the new student apartments. This destruction to the innocent bulletin boards lends the astute observer to wonder if the wrath Rita imparted on UAM was in response to the poorly phrased decree threatening dire judicial consequences for any English or Journalism major who may be inclined to commit the egregious crime of conjugating verb tenses in the breezeway of Maxwell after 10 p.m.

   Apparently only Lady Rita will take this question with her as she continues her onslaught north.

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